The Baron
(mealy cock)
Weight: 550g
Date of birth: Friday, April 14, 2006
Wingspan: 64 CM
Parentage: Mother was a fly-away from Tajikistan who, with four siblings, fled the violent rocky outcrops of Turkmenistan arriving in NSW in 1987. Father, regular homing pigeon from Nowra, NSW.
Reading habits: Treasure Island, Robert Louis Stevenson; "The Albatross", Charles Baudelaire; "Fannie and Freddie eat the circus master." (Series 1-12)
Languages spoken: Hawkish, Houndish and Galapagonian
Medical history: Subjective vertigo in early months but through a rebalancing of the inner ear, seems to have recovered with no further symptoms or infections.
Dietary requirements: Evening capful of Pigeon (milk and regurgitated food from the parents' crops) with cracked corn sprinkles. Has been noted to suck its own blood.










